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The Electric Scooters of Shenzhen

http://www.alibaba.com/showroom/import-electric-scooters-from-china.html

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Every once in a while you stumble upon something, and you are surprised at the change. I travel so much, I know what to look for when it comes to change, and I know how slowly change usually happens. If the change is environmental in nature, in this case the application of a technology to reduce air pollution, and you see a complete turnaround in 4 or 5 years, you get a bolt of Hope in a hurry, especially if it happened in the heart of the world’s new global warming bette noir, The Peoples Republic of China, and to be exact, it manufacturing powerhouses in the areas around Hong Kong, Shenzhen and Guangzhou, the old Canton. What am I talking about.. it’s gunna seem small, it is small, but I hope I can find statistics to explain to you just how large it really is. I am talking about 2 stroke scooters, or the apparent lack of them, in Shenzhen. I used to have to imagine Asia without the whine of these ubiquitous little motors, now I can experience it. Every scooter in Shenzhen that I saw during a long days night of pacing the streets was electric. It was a complete change out of inventory in a way that could only occur under the type of authority extant in the wold’s largest Capitalist Dictatorship, the PRC, which just passed These Here United States of America for Overall Atmospheric Carbon Emissions a few years back. Let’s not talk per capita just yet, that’s embarrassing for the west. But in this blog, I wouldn’t be pointing such a hairy finger of blame, in part an accident of demographics, if it wasn’t somehow involved in displaying something good.

So what was I doing in Shenzhen, China’s fourth largest berg, or more accurately Shekou, it’s nicest sub city, for one night? Partying with a bunch of drunken sailors. Seriously. I was temporarily one of them, and we were 23 days land deprived and in need of a good look around and a night to remember. While the bosun and the watch officers unloaded and loaded our cargo of containers with the Chinese Longshoremen as part of the traffic between Long Beach, Oakland, and a quintet of Chinese ports as part of a regular service, those of us left got to sally onto shore for a bit of recreation.. The afternoon started with the normal sight seeing, let’s not talk about how the night ended to the uninitiated, but it was fun to see 20 drunken Brothers of the Sea from 4 different nations acting like teenagers on the town from one big happy family, and it was nice to be greeted by what we were greeted by in the form of these electric scooters. When you spend a lot of time at sea, there can be a symphony of mixed feelings involved in coming to shore. You remember how sad things can be. You have been staring at more stars than you can imagine, and the only humanity you were interacting with was humane, thoughtful, and only in a hurry when it needed to be, and there was no rancor but for the regular pulse of the engine, which becomes like a mothers heartbeat with time. So as I signed out of the gate with my new buddies, I braced myself for the smoggy insanity I know Mainland China to usually be. What greeted me was something distinct.. sure, people were still in a bit of a hurry, and the buses made a bit of noise, but something was missing, distinctly missing, and it is the signature sound of Asia beyond the twang of of the Huqin. The sound I am talking about is the whine of the two stroke engine, that is the heart of the Motor Scooter, ranging from 50 to 300 cc in strength. It is the modern Asian ride,the bike of the Post War Boom, the symbol of floating through a sea of humanity with modernity. There are hundreds of millions of motorized two and three wheeled conveyances inAsia, and they make an awful sink and an awful din, but it reminds you where you are in a way that can also be comforting.

Post Soundtrack Song II

For those who don’t know much about engines.. ahem.. let me educate you with my in fact accredited knowledge from some time I did in the garages of Community College. A four stroke engine is what almost every car has. the piston goes up and down, driving a crank shaft, which turns your wheels, usually though a transmission to change the gear ratios so you can be more energy efficient, stay within the peak performance areas of the vehicle. The Strokes are Intake, Compression, Power, and Exhaust, not these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT68FS3YbQ4
The problem with a four stroke engine, in addition to the facts that it is only about 30% efficient and works most easily on fossil fuels and is ruining our climate, is that it is more expensive than something called a two stroke engine to make, maintain, and it’s heavier too. Following me? a two stroke takes those four strokes of and combines them into two. When you do anything in half the time, it usually gets sloppy. It’s only about 15% to 20% efficient, but in a moped, it is lighter, easier to handle, cheaper to fix, so who cares if it is loud like a chainsaw (also almost always a two stroke) and uses say 40% more gas, only about half of which is actually burns, emitting the rest as a greater variety of  burned and half burned pollutants than even your four stroke. All those loud damn mopeds and scooters that have ruled the road from Paris to Saigon and Beyond for some 40 years now, perhaps longer, are nasty polluting two strokes. Cute as a Vespa is, and yes it’s overall better than a car, but it’s not as good as the cheap motorcycle right next to it, which is the smallest 4 stroke you tend to see in transportation, starting at about 125 cc in the Tiny Chinese Bike department, when it comes to not being polluting. So a 2 stroke scooter is better than a hummer, yes, but that hummer burns relatively cleaner, and you can’t fit as many of them in a small area as you can the 70 puffing and burping and screaming 2 stroke scooters you are apt to see waiting at an intersection from Jakarta to Hokkaido and west to Pakistan. In any nation whose development model has been taken seriously, if people start making 10 to 15 bucks a day, then can afford one, and that is more and more of the world’s factory, modern Asia, and most prolifically, the Pearl River Delta where I was hanging with the drunken sailors. When there was talk of enviromagheddon, a car that would be so cheap everyone in India would buy it, the Tata Nano, I thought to myself, well, sure it will spike traffic like crazy, it takes up 4 times the space, but at least it will be a 4 stroke.. if you are not in that traffic jam, just breathing the air on the same planet, it’s kind of a wash. Why? because it is a 4 stroke, and actually gets about the same mileage as a lot of old scooters it would be replacing, and with less of a range of emissions, so it’s almost an upgrade. Plus, it gets people out of the rain.. that’s progress! Now if it replaces one of these little motorcycles I am talking about, which are 4 stroke, it isn’t a wash, the car will be worse since these things can as cleanly give you as much as 80MPG, but who am I to say who gets to get out of the rain.
Anyhow, back to China, and Shenzhen in particular. Shenzhen is 10 million people now, but was a village over the Hong Kong Border 40 years ago. It’s growth has been exponential with the creation of a special economic zone right at that port of Chiwan, about 5 miles away, where our ship was sitting, the exact spot that Deng Xiaopeng opened China to the world in the gathering dawn after the dark days of the Cultural Revolution by making this special economic zone, with Chiwan as it’s first port a few miles, away from Hong Kong. It is the epitome of what I am talking about in scale, if not in duration of industrialized time, as places like Taiwan and Japan and Korea had a head start due to not having been plunged into the extremes of isolation and social and economic upheaval that occurred during the rule of Mao Tse Tung. Other huge populations like India and Indonesia are now plunging right into that “moped zone” of economic development, along with countries like Thailand and the Philippines, long famous for their Tuk Tuk’s, but now entering areas of per capita GDP where people sick of walking and buses (and bemos and mini busses!) can grab themselves a little two banger to get around.
If transportation creates about 15% of the world’s carbon emissions as of my writing in the year of our lord 2013 (Buddhist Year 2556), I would have to guess that the hundreds of millions of scooters we are talking about create some 2-3% of the world carbon emissions. Unfortunately, I can’t seem to find breakdowns that way, but we are talking about big numbers. That is the same stake aviation has, which is spending billions of dollars to eke out marginal savings.. this is huge low hanging fruit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsUSc3OIVEg
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/20/scooters-vs-hummers-which_n_177567.html
http://www.theicct.org/sites/default/files/publications/twothree_wheelers_2007.pdf This report attempted to bring order to this madness in 2007, and estimated that 85% of the world’s two and three wheeled vehicles are in Asia.
A half step is to retrofit 2 strokes to 4 strokes, as was famously done in a big initiative in the Philippines,
http://www.cleanenergyawards.com/top-navigation/nominees-projects/nominee-detail/project/37/?cHash=991e497c16
but the pie in the sky, the ideal state, is electric driven by renewable energy.
So as I begin to research here, I find a writers dilemma, a few actually. First is that I don’t speak Chinese..
Wo Bu Hui Jiang Hua Yu!… Suck it up writer, you say, it’s your dilemma, hire a Chinese research assistant for 20 cents.. you already have me intrigued! Well, moving on from my laziness, I find my second dilemma.. the coverage that is in English of this major phenomenon focuses on a dust up between Shenzhen and their now massive (for me, good news) electric bike community:
http://blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2011/06/20/shenzhen-takes-on-chinas-silent-killer/
http://www.shenzhenparty.com/forum/shenzhen-legal-forum/electric-scooter-nanshan
Imagine that… 200 million electric bikes..

 Wikipedia, towards the bottom here, says that some 100 million electric bikes were made between 2008 and 2010, the scooters close cousin. Here is this great leap forward depicted in English only in light of the ban, oh, and in, light of the guy sprawled all over the pavement because these things are quiet as can be, go really fast, and don’t require a licence like scooters..now I am going to start to sound like the Chinese Government saying smog is good for your sense of humor, when I am arguing against smog!
Turns out I was wrong about this being government ordered, my third dilemma, kind of. It’s the good old free market. The change was so complete, so impressive, I could have sworn and assumed when I started writing that this was a government program, when in fact, it was the exact opposite, good old Chinese free market in action perhaps (forgetting the devaluation of the Yuan that makes all that manufacturing possible in the first place!). As I read however the plot thickens, as the Motorcycle was banned in about 90 Chinese cities, according the Wikipedia’s electric bike entry, but not scooters. So we have this combo of Government and free market, but the Chinese have definitively stated through purchasing that they like these things.
So the Wall Street Journal Blog brought up all the conventional wisdom problems of this situation, so I might as well just speak to their criticisms now. What I have learned is that these big changes that affect climate change tend to be two steps forward, one step back… at first. Everything being said here has been said about the electric car and hybrids in the US, and we keep moving forward. It’s the same with wind turbines.. they do kill birds and bats.
However, you can add a noise to a silent vehicle ( I think Tesla has.. it sounds so Buck Rodgers, or maybe it is just the brake discs rotating in the brakes, which you can’t hear on other vehicles over the engine), maybe we could make these for people:
http://atomictoasters.com/2012/11/what-ever-became-of-deer-whistles/
 and you can regulate speed.. ask Smokey and the Bandit.. maybe China needs to find it’s inner Burt Reynolds. I think the first traffic cops were born within days of the first cars 110 odd years ago (imagine that, 110 years of auto dominance!).
The Ni Cad battery argument was made often, strongly, and perhaps correctly about the Prius (the allegation being that they were made under such horrible industrial conditions in some Siberian mine and factory that they negated the gas savings of the car in meta analysis), and it forced Chevy and Tesla and Nissan to go for Lithium Ion, much cleaner to make, and now Prius is Lithium too… that was maybe a 5 year curve…. and now we have a solid improvement with the lithium for planetary and local health. And sure Chinese power plants are awful, trust me. I just heard from a Chinese friend over a big bowl of squid soup that the government has openly said they are moving as many polluting industries as possible to their east coast to take advantage of he prevailing westerlies.. I just cruised the Chinese coast, and the pollution was awful, the sky a yellowish grey.. made me not want to eat the seaweed in the soup (the only thing I did want to eat on some level) since they farm it on these big bays right underneath said coal plants, but there are signs of hope that that might someday change:
http://e360.yale.edu/digest/china_doubles_pace_of_renewable_energy_installation_in_2013/4020/
This is where we find ourselves in the original dilemma again of the strength of centralized authority in China, but in this case, it will be a good thing. Anyone who knows anything about China knows that when this government makes a decision, it starts to happen, no matter how invasive.. this one goes in the good category. China is taking this very seriously.

 They have to. Their people are dying from these emissions, but now at least, less from point source pollution that settles in every street and chokes you as you walk to the store to get some sea urchin chips or water your orchids.. Shenzhen is materially better.. I don’t want to argue the same old joke of a line in environmental science that “the Solution to Pollution is Dilution” but shooting it up into the atmosphere at this point,under more efficient generations schemes from coal perhaps, but increasingly natural gas, bio, wind and solar, do make these electric bikes a step forward I am pretty sure, it not now, soon in the future, and the conversion of technology and mindset have occurred. The rest becomes just hard work. Plus, half of them must be made in Shenzhen! it’s like local food..carbon costs of delivery are almost nil!
So on my wild night partying with a bunch of drunken sailors on the streets of there was none of the rancor you usually associate with China, just calm.. it was calm, and for a bunch of sailors, we were happy to be back on land, because maybe, just maybe, the stress of modern life might be abating in one little corner, like a child falling off to sleep after a crying fit, making people more likely to want to walk instead of drive, and since that little corner is literally the world’s factory, it will spread from there. They are waiting for it in South East Asia, perhaps even India, trust me!
The Scooter is Dead?! Long Live the Scooter!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRfbL6memSs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu598EhI7LU you guys are bad ass!
http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2011-10-22/vespa-lebrities-celebrities-on-scooters/
oh and yes, a dog riding a scooter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c75zy-2S8wU
thank you you tube, you make all my dreams come true.. like Chinese Manufacturing… sigh… why leave home!?

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Hope is in the Air: What Makes The Boeing Dreamliner Such a Big Step for the Environment

Check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pw4OE7gM2M
The plane you see taking off is made with Carbon Fiber, from a kit based on the design of the Piper Cub, the famous bush plane, and perhaps smallest of what would be considered a traditional airplane. They usually weigh about 900 pounds. This one weights 300 less because of the difference in weight between carbon fiber and steel or aluminum. The plane landing likely is Carbon Fiber too. A friend of mine once took third place in this competition landing in about 130 feet with a plane, a Maule, that was handicapped for being slightly larger, but I can tell you that people were shocked when this thing took off in 17 feet in 2007, since even a normal cub souped up like a top fuel racer would still need 50 feet to take off.. not 17. In fact, the voice you hear muttering “Wow.. nice landing.. nice…” at the end is likely a buddy of mine, which I put together a few years ago. He was pretty astounded by what he saw there in 2007, as was the whole Alaska flying community. This carbon fiber thing was something big.
http://www.cubcrafters.com/carboncubex
Fast forward 6 years to 2013, and it’s been a tough few months for a low Carbon future in Aviation, specifically, for the Boeing Dreamliner, the biggest innovation in Commercial Aviation since the Concord, the airliner equivalent of that Cub, and the most fuel efficient Commercial Aircraft ever produced, 20% more efficient than any current competitors.

Why it’s been tough is the growing pains of new technology, specifically, a 40 pound battery that used to be an 80 pound battery, that Boeing didn’t want to compromise on when they decided to go all the way in making a big jump in technology:
Legends of Flight Pt. 1
You see, with about 25 planes produced and flying commercially, they had, well, a bad thing, two bad things by the standards of aviation, happen.. two different batteries caught on fire, one in Boston, the other in Japan. Made by a Japanese contractor, the batteries are Lithium Ion derivatives and although these are now the batteries in the Chevy Volt, the new Generation of Prius, the Tesla and even the Leaf and about any hybrid that might be trying seriously to compete, since Lithium’s are almost half the weight of the old best technology, the Lead Acid or Nickel Metal Hydride or some other heavy metal based battery, which are more damaging even at extraction from some Siberian mine. If you watched the above video, legends of flight, you realize now that for competitive and ecological reasons, Boeing tried to make as many jumps as possible in technology, not only in using Carbon Fiber to dramatically reduce the weight of the plane, but in other things like computerized flight controls, shadeless windows that dim electronically and also save a few pounds on the long haul from Tokyo to Timbuktu because you don’t have to haul around the plastic shades and make a place to slide it to and fro, many other ideas, and last but not least, these batteries, which were the first major Lithium aircraft batteries to be certified for commercial use to serve the plane when the engines are off and even out the power flow. What I mean by certification is that if you want to send any old contraption up in the sky, you can in the US just about, but you have to write the word EXPERIMENTAL on it, and the people whose lives you can potentially risk in it are limited to those you can convince without the exchange of specie.. if you are flying for money, the laws and regulations that the FAA use to regulate such practices require extensive testing for any part of a plane used in such a capacity, to make money carrying cargo or passengers or something similar, since you are an uneducated consumer by virtue of how complicated flight is, and somehow flying is considered a bit dangerous, since we all lost our wings when we got sent to this place. These batteries where quite tested, certified even, but didn’t stand up to real world use, although much worse things could have happened then a ground fire and and some in air smoke, but it did point out a problem in these particular Lithiums, which had to be redesigned by their Japanese Manufacturer, no doubt with a few Boeing Engineers breathing down their neck, to stay a bit cooler and to have thicker jackets between the cells, but the reason this happened in the first place was the aforementioned and displayed ambition, to make a plane radically more efficient and therefore less carbon emitting. They could have held back and rested on the Carbon Fiber improvement and still gone with a heavy metal battery, but they pushed the envelope, Right Stuff Style, because just shipping 40 extra pounds of battery, since an older chemistry would weigh about 80 pounds to perform the same work, from continent to continent over and over again, daily if not more, the way these aircraft are designed to do, would have a lifetime cost equivalent to quite a few SUV driving gas Bar B Q-ing Americans every year.
Unfortunately, it was a risk, the whole thing was a risk, and risks are risks because there is a chance of negative consequences. Boeing took on a lot, and it didn’t all come out perfectly, perhaps the price of what I am no doubt painting as a worthy ambition:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2258626/Boston-airport-explosion-Smoke-pictured-billowing-Boeing-Co-787-Dreamliner.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK7M0FhyCAw
those with perspective on the airline industry and aviation know that although no accident is to be taken lightly, this is not a hard problem to solve, just like the wing attachment problems they solved with the Titanium brackets during development depicted in Legends of Flight. Once the plane is safely on the ground,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5QBuJla5do
 aviation goes from being the realm of hero’s like Jack Stryker )roger, Roger!), to the realm of Engineers and FAA inspectors.. just kind of a big lab problem at Kansas State.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/07/travel/dreamliner-fix-behind-the-scenes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaqQuBac2ag
What I am imprssed by here, what I consdider to be a small piece of Environmental and corporate courage, is that Boeing could have gone back to an older proven battery technology, just said to heck with lithium’s in aviation, and put the death knell into that idea for the public for years to come, but they stuck with it, held to their original vision with Lithium Bateries
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phKgfJlyfKo
Trying not to notice for a second that they to have the first flight in Etheopia (this blog isn’t about lingering notions of colonialism and racism!), the 50 already delivered planes are all up flying again with the ‘new’ new batteries in place.
Now let’s put aside for a second that an MIT Professor Ian Waitz who studies flight and the environment pretty much says we are F@#$ed no matter what because there are some 30K commercial airlines in operation all over the world, emitting maybe 1.5% of World Fossil Fuel Carbon Emission’s.
http://www.c2es.org/technology/factsheet/Aviation
What do MIT Science Professors and Deans of the School of Engineering know about, umm.. science..
Prof Ian Waitz lecture on Environmental Impacts of Aviation
His pessimistic, umm.. truthyness aside.. hope comes from small acts that become big trends, since no one seems to want to bring modern civilization to a screeching halt to keep carbon levels from hitting the anticipated catastrophic 500 ppm, and these acts lead to a better future we dream of.. no matter how drop in the bucket it may look now, so the 800 Dreamliner airplanes ordered that are 20% more efficient, now, let alone whatever innovations might occur in their lifetime and be implemented to make them even more efficient, are progress even though that may be 80% more carbon than we need still.
But Boeing isn’t alone in this business, they have one major competitor in the Jet Liner world, and they caught on quick, perhaps helped by Boeing’s 3 years of delay while they ironed out countless other issues before the battery. That competitor is Airbus, and even though the last aircraft they designed looks like the antithesis of efficiency, like a 70’s Cadillac to the Dreamliners Prius (the thing is massive, it is literally a double decker!), it was in fact the previous most efficient aircraft, the A-380, since it capitalized off ideas of maximizing passengers per flight with it’s design, since the greatest proportion of fuel used is at takeoff, if you put a lot of people in the air, the longer the flight, the relatively more efficient it eventually becomes.
http://www.airbus.com/innovation/eco-efficiency/
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_A380
But Airbus isn’t resting there… the French hate to be bested! Their next aircraft will be carbon fiber as well, and they already have 617 orders! Voilà!:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_A350_XWB
Deliveries to begin in 2014, if all goes well, and well, they don’t always, but we are going to keep on trying.
By the way, since I have a bit of American Pride in me, I do want to point out the original voice in the wilderness was, according the the Boeing Museum in Seattle, none other than Bill Lear and Lear Jet:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LearAvia_Lear_Fan
if you read the story, Lear was working on it before his sad demise to Leukemia, and tried to get his wife to finish it for him. It would have been the first production composite aircraft, some 30 years before the Dreamliner. She tried but it never quite got to production. It would have saved a hell of a lot of Carbon before many even knew that was necessary. This kind of cute story and precedent might be why one of the prototypes is so prominently displayed in the Boeing museum as they stake their future on the same gamble. and Lear’s company is making the same gamble again as well:
http://www.flyingmag.com/mid-size-jets/learjets-composite-airframe-bet
if you read that story, you will see that Beechcraft had a disastrous foray that might have been part of what scared people off for so long, but that’s history now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKB9m_Z6XqA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKZ6UfJoEhM
most of us have likely never watched a private jet commercial, and some of us don’t want to, as Warren Buffet’s describing corporate jet’s as financially Indefensible also applies to their environmental impact, but we take progress and hope where we can get it, and since I couldn’t find any video of the Lear 85 taking off to make the snappy wrap up that Carbon Fiber efficiency is taking off, since the thing doesn’t seem to be done yet, I am stuck with these somewhat awkward videos. They will be the first production Carbon Fiber Corporate Jet that I have heard of, unless Honda get’s theirs out first.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/49269623
So to make a satisfying final jump to prove that carbon fiber is taking off, I will display a few random things from the ground, water and sky.. You see, carbon fiber, like almost any new Technology, is expensive, so at first it becomes a bit mock-able because it’s just in these flashy expensive realms of the rich, but this demand will lead to innovation, mass production and new efficiencies, as happened with the computer and the automobile, and over time, our transportation needs will be met by lighter and lighter and more efficient systems. Battery Technology will start to catch up as well, and eventually some of the transport modes that used to be driven by internal combustion will move to electric only, or who knows what…
feast your eyes:
https://hondajet.honda.com/news/Index.aspx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18pvhne0C8E
http://www.gizmag.com/lamborghini-reveals-sesto-elemento-concept/16522/
http://www.ezequielfarca.com/enproducto.php?id=149
http://www.yuneec.com/
There is one Yuneek Flying in the US, out in Monterrey, California.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuneec_International_E430

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2006/06/carbon-fiber-so-good-it-hurts/

The movement is coalescing:
http://www.aopa.org/News-and-Video/All-News/2013/May/9/Electric-airplanes-EAS-guides-the-way
Viva la Revolucion!

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What’s That Stink?!: Low Sulfer Diesel.. One Small Step for Man..

Soundtrack: I always thought this song was called What´s That Stink, but it’s What´s at Stake, which is somehow even more appropriate for this post:
Mighty Mighty Bosstones: What´s at Stake
If I had a version of hell as a kid, it was being stuck in the back of the family Station Wagon, the seats all taken by others, trekking down an anonymous American Interstate, in the families 1980 Diesel Station Wagon. It was the Griswalds meet something out of the horror movie Hostel. The stench from the sulfur from both our car and the surrounding trucks made me want to pass out more than once, and perhaps once or twice I did, propped up between my dad´s musty suitcases and the back window, which I used to beg to have opened from 12 feet away to the front seat for air, just to have the stench kick in from the tailpipe, curling up in the icy slipstream of what was usually a New England winter, and make me realize the true devils bargain I had struck, and that we were striking with Diesel. We had a cat named Snowball that gave up the ghost on one of these trips. We assumed it was because my older sister, also once stuck in what we called the Waaay Back with me due maybe to a family friend along (she used to use her 2 years advantage in size in any way possible to avoid this fate), clogged off his little cat box breathing holes with the necessary down jacket some winter trip, but I´m now going to chalk it up to carbon dioxide poisoning in my past the environmental innocence of the 70´s´ new found awareness (this post ifs for you, Snowball!.. sniffle…). I didn´t think much about conservation at age 5, but I sure as hell knew something wasn’t right. This car, by the way, became a legendary turkey, is now on the list of ten worst cars of all times, the Oldsmobile, Buick, or GM station wagons from 1980. You see, Diesel is powerful, and needs a high compression ratio to burn (1 to 9 is typical for a gas engine, like ti was supposed to be, and for a Diesel, you start at 1 to 14 minimum, and go up from there to as high as maybe 1 to 24), especially with just a glow plug instead of a spark to make it commbust, and what GM did, since it takes about 2 years to cure the steel an engine block properly, or at least did in the technology of the day, is take a bunch of gas engines they had on hand, and just call them diesel after the country went mad for fuel efficiency in the wake of the Gas shortages during the OPEC crisis.. since they were short on appropriate ones and people were clamboring for diesel. The end result, to the endless snickers of the Click and Clack´s of the world, was that the crank shaft would literally blow off the bottom of the engine after a while…

10 worst cars of all time
There she is.. the Cutlass Cruiser.. our´s was light blue..
should have been a warning!
So diesel, you have smelled it for years unless you grew up like Romulus and Remus.. it is the power of world ground transportation, and much of our medium scale water transportation as well..

 it is less refined than gasoline (hey, it´s a workin’ man´s thing.. if you refine me, you take away the spunk I need to get things done! Keep your classical music, I loves my rock and roll!) so used to be cheaper, that stench that reminds you of nothing good, belching from a bus you are hustling past, emanating from an idling truck next to the park you are trying to chill in, roaring from the back of some ranchers truck who came into town to catch a Brooks and Dunn show.. it’s something about that combo of mechanical sound (is there something loose in there.. why does it have to make so much noise!?) and smell that the brain finds nothing good about that makes it a foul thing.. and if now is the age of petroleum, than when it comes to hard work, it is the age of Diesel, because it packs more heat and more dependability than any other fuel source at normal temperatures. I know because I personally tried to replace it. I worked on electrifying a boat once, giving it a system to support one of these nifty doo dads:
http://www.torqeedo.com/us/
I once asked a friend of mine at the time who was a salvage captain, and who had been kind of around helping me with my boat conversion, what he thought of what I was doing, and if he ever would think of changing his over. He often worked in bad storms and hurricanes, and his answer was no, because he said he could turn a garden hose onto his diesel and it would just keep whirring away, didn´t even need the electricity going once the glow plugs heated up.. it´s kind of a crushing blow to those of us who know that every ounce of carbon emitted right now is a step further down a long path to a bad place, but this is the logic of the immediate, so how can we find hope in this.. well, back to that stink… that stink is a lot of the things that are expensive to refine off, so, of course, they didn´t, but that stink didn´t do much for diesel power either.. some of the chemicals might have provided engine lubrication or burned to create a bit more unf, but what you really need out of it can still be there if you filter the other crap out that is part of the toxic soup that comes from the dark depths of the earth as crude oil. That stink is mostly Sulfur, and in this form even less somehow enticing than that wet fart smell you get in geothermal springs (c’mon, you know deep down inside you kind of sniff it and like it sometimes..) or after eating too many pickled eggs..
So it ain´t full stop, it ain´t world wide conversion to electric power (give it a bit more time) but the nations of the world are slowly starting to come around individually on what is known as Ultra Low Sulfur Diesel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultra-low-sulfur_diesel
You see, when the stench is raw, that’s 5000 ppm.. that’s the old stuff. when I cross into Mexico and an old School Bus from Plano Texas welcomes me by roaring into my face until the feeling I want to vomit reminds me my id is home, that is the hard stuff. the 5000 proof..it´s Tequila for trucks..
Rusty Cage by Johnny Cash, warning, scenes from No Country for Old Men
you are back in the 70´s, hells bells for progress, collateral’s be damned…
We seem to have shot right by Low Sulfur Diesel, which does not have any definition.
When you can´t smell the sulphur hardly at all, but you know it’s there just enough to remind you of the old days, you are down to 50ppm, Where Ultra Low seems to be defined, although it’s a nation by nation process. 50ppm is where the US now are, and even places like Thailand as as of 2012…in fact, Europe is down to like 15ppm or less.. that’s the true Ultra Low Sulfur Diesel.. it ain’t that howling moan and stench that makes you think the Gates of Mordor opened up, that stench of dinosaur bones and bleak despair that is something out of the tranche of finally honest 70´s movies, something by BBS productions, or the sad fantasy of machines ruling the world in Maximum Overdrive, it’s actually a bright new future where we might not realize we are harming the environment quite so odorously, or be reminded of it quite so intensely with every stifled breath, but it is better than nothing, because in fact, Sulfur is a bit like Methane, it traps a bit more of the old heat than a standard CO2 molecule does, so supposedly, while changing to sustainably derived electric propulsion is ideal, this is better than nothing. Alaska was slower to adapt than the rest of the US, I think about 2010.. I could smell the difference.. it was like having a nightmare return for the years between US adaptation and Alaskan..
Anyhow, so recently I was in a tropical country, and I was settling into the first city I would visit, and I saw a crew of expats doing what they do, getting drunk and making trouble.. they were the kind of guys I have become used to in places like this.. they are bored, and they bide their time carousing and drinking, but they tend to be a lot more thoughtful than first presentation would indicate.. they left home for a reason, perhaps the money, but there is usually a story there, and these guys didn’t disappoint.. I could tell they were leery of me, so I broke the ice a bit, and I could tell that leeriness was because they were doing something they thought I might not like if I were reflexive or simple.. as the night wore on, I did learn that they were in resource extraction, and that they were working on helping this country rebuild it’s refinery capacity.. since I had revealed a little knowledge, they let me know that while they were helping this country, which I will admit is Colombia, become independent for refining, as they are currently a net exporter of Oil, but have to import refined products, that the expansion in capacity they were working on in Cartagena, but also is being worked on at the other refinery in the boom town of Barrancabarmeja, is in fact going to be low sulfur… they said that the Colombians ¨dinked around for a year¨but the project is on the way, and the two year project is a year done, so look for fresher air in northern Colombia by sometime in 2014.
Now I can’t seem to snap my fingers and make diesel go away, but I breathe a bit easier when a bus goes by back in the good ol’ US of A or Europe, and I am looking forward to the day when Colombians don’t have to hold their breath as they scurry down the streets away from traffic.. they may still be getting poisoned.. we might still be short sighted-ly causing our doom, but it might be a little more hopeful to not have to know so obviously you are being poisoned, and maybe Colombia´s cities and towns will become a little less grey as a result…sometimes perspective is everything…
Off to burn more Dinosaur Bones… Yee Haa!
King of the Road